Q. What did the square say to the old circle?
A: Been around long?
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
Why kind of cars do elves drive?
Q: What does the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Who delivers presents to dogs?
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Q. Why couldn’t the 6 and 11 get married?
A: They were under 18.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?