Q. What did the square say to the old circle?
A: Been around long?
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros
Why kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
Q: What does the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Who delivers presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
Q. Why couldn’t the 6 and 11 get married?
A: They were under 18.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsil-itis.
