I ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese last night. I ordered a 23, a 13, a 31 and a 79.
I had to take them back. They tasted odd.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away.
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.