Why kind of cars do elves drive?
Who delivers presents to dogs?
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away.
What do acrobats like to drink?
Anything in a tumbler!
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
Do you think he saw us?
What do snowmen call their kids?
Why did the birdie go to hospital?
To get a tweetment.
Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam!