Q. What did the square say to the old circle?
A: Been around long?
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
Q: What does the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q. Why couldn’t the 6 and 11 get married?
A: They were under 18.
I ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese last night. I ordered a 23, a 13, a 31 and a 79.
I had to take them back. They tasted odd.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
Q.How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!
Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Fred.
He completed his task and went bounding over to the Farmer shouting “Farmer Fred, Farmer Fred…. I chased 40 sheep in to the yard for you”.
“40 sheep?” queries Farmer Fred. “I’ve only got 37”
“I know” says Bob. “I rounded them up”
What has eight legs and eight eyes?