Q: What is the smart birds favourite type of maths?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
Q. What did the square say to the old circle?
A: Been around long?
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
Q: What does the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q. Why couldn’t the 6 and 11 get married?
A: They were under 18.
I ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese last night. I ordered a 23, a 13, a 31 and a 79.
I had to take them back. They tasted odd.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles triangles.
Q.How do you make one vanish?
A. Add a ‘g’ to the beginning and it’s gone!